Big enough to make you question your life choices.
So, you’re in the market for a hare. Not just any hare, though—a hare so colossal it makes you feel like you’ve stumbled into Middle-earth. Well, congratulations, because the Giant Hare is here to fulfill all your oversized animal sculpture dreams (and possibly some nightmares).
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Size: Absolutely massive. These basically need their own postcode.
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Style: Majestic, and mildly intimidating.
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Purpose: To make your mates say, “what on earth is THAT?”
This isn’t a hare for the faint-hearted or the storage-challenged. It’s for the bold. The brave. The sort of person who looks at a regular-sized hare and thinks, “Pfft, too easy.”
Whether it’s standing guard in your garden, looming over your garden shed, or just making you feel like a hobbit every time you walk past, the Giant Hare is here to make a statement—and possibly take up half your garden.
Because who needs practicality when you can have a giant spiky hare
